I was down this weekend, as somehow I gave myself torticollis. It's a neck condition that's extremely painful that you get from sleeping on your neck wrong. It just plain sucks, because you're unable to move your head, and you have to hold it at a ridiculous angle.
Luckily, my weekend was not a total loss, for I experienced the glory of "Twilight" in Blue Ray HD. Gentlemen, this must be seen to be truly appreciated. I recommend we gather to watch this cinematic masterpiece. This is easily on the level of top 10 best bad movies I have ever seen. The dialogue is awful, but even the terrible dialogue doesn't overshadow the metrosexual, broodng, constantly grim-faced Edward. It's not Troll 2, but for dollar for dollar, bad movies don't get much more enjoyable than "Twilight".
Dear Jeff,
ReplyDeleteJerry, Anonymoushua and I experienced the glory that is twilight and the gigantic metaphor for repressed women's sexuality (explaining why Mormon girls lap that shit up) at the dollar theater. It was a joy.
So no fear of spoilers then. I could not stop laughing at the entrance of the metro-vamps. The direction in this movie was so hammy and over the top, I'm pretty sure One Tree Hill felt their direction was comparitively subtle and intricate.
ReplyDeleteThe relationship itself between Edward and Bella was amazing: There was nothing to explain their attraction except that she was a loser, and he liked how she smelled. WTF? "You're like my own personal heroin." I can't wait for the sequel.
"Just do it! I backed off for now, but I know what I want."
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